• bae: come over
  • me: do you have food
  • bae: my parents aren't home
  • me: are they coming back with food
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  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
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ohwasteland:

givemeinternet:

Pocket Artillery: Mini Cannon

That was so much more impressive than I expected

ohwasteland:

givemeinternet:

Pocket Artillery: Mini Cannon

That was so much more impressive than I expected

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spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

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zootid:

80HD

zootid:

80HD

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skeetbucket:

I can’t breathe

skeetbucket:

I can’t breathe

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skelebrina:

punkbeds:

BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
-bronies

-boys that fall asleep after sex without making sure their partner is satisfied
-boys that insult others to compliment you
-boys that insult anyone
-boys that are rude to their parents

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dangerhamster:

safety-officer-barto:

marimoid:

omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU

i think straight boys might be gay

of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something

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