Me trying to get to McDonalds before they stop serving breakfast
oH my gOD
Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*
Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it
I manage to turn everything into crap wow
yes that’s called digestion
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
remember when Cosmo didn’t tell Mama Cosma he married Wanda so when he went to see her he told her he was out getting milk for the past 10,000 years